The Lady of The Layer and How it All Started

Lady of the Layer


It all started when ...

I was divorced, back on the dating scene, and found myself experiencing a truly odd streak of getting lucky only (and I mean only) during my 'unlucky' time of the month. I tried drinking apple cider vinegar to shorten my periods in anticipation of a hot date (it doesn't work). I tried a menstrual cup - it tipped - which would have left a royal gush on the white leather couch had it not been for my swift, ninja-like moves up and over to the loo. On a couple of occasions, I brought my own blanket with me - which was bulky, awkward, slid around, and actually smeared stains all over the place. And rather than leave an embarrassing mess, I spot cleaned his sheets, hotel & airbnb linens and towels, sacrificed my sweaters. I got fed up and I decided to create something I could use at home and tuck away for trips that wouldn't take up too much space in my overnight bag (or glove compartment - car sex is awesome ;)). Thus became The Layer. It's round so there's no discussion of whether it's in the right direction (NOT the time for debate). It's black so no potential stains will show. The Layer is super soft (much softer than a towel), highly absorbent, thin (so it doesn't generate a bunch of heat), and actually waterproof. Bonus - it's completely noiseless unlike other waterproof pads that make a diaper-like "crinkly" sound (SO not sexy). Aaaaaand - the waterproof side repels wax! Flicks right off. The Layer is also great for guarding against food/drink/ice play, anal play, lube, and ... the good ol' wet spot. Every single one of us makes a wet spot - whether we are alone, coupled (or more). None of us should sleep in it :)